emptyhearse

"Positive" Murder Terminology

ghouliish:

killer-facts:

Strangulation: Surprise neck hugs

Stabbing: Chest-based metal contribution

Beating to death: All-over fist bumps

Death by chainsaw: Cosmetic torso re-arrangements

Drowning: Extreme baths

Burning alive: Emergency heat increases

Shooting: 9mm face presents

Cannibalism: Anatomical appropriation

Skinning: ultra-close shaving

Necrophilia: Necromance

Decapitation: long-term height adjustment

allons-ymrholmes

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here